{"id":1641,"date":"2010-10-01T07:45:16","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T13:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2010-09-30T17:47:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T23:47:54","slug":"lusty-masturbators-unite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/lusty-masturbators-unite\/","title":{"rendered":"Lusty Masturbators Unite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven\u2019t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee <strong>Christine O\u2019Donnell<\/strong> talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious\u2026and laugh-out-loud funny.<\/p>\n<p>Snip: &#8220;You can&#8217;t masturbate without <strong>lust in your heart<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Snip: \u201cIf he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then <strong>why am I in the picture<\/strong>?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh, honey!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/RzHcqcXo_NA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/RzHcqcXo_NA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This just in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>September 17, 2010<br \/>\n<strong>Delaware Masturbators March Against O&#8217;Donnell<\/strong><br \/>\nLargest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History<\/p>\n<p>WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) &#8211; Galvanized by Republican senatorial<br \/>\nnominee Christine O&#8217;Donnell&#8217;s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators<br \/>\nfrom across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are<br \/>\ncalling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/2010\/09\/17\/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell\/\">Read more at The Borowitz Report<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Andy Borowitz!<\/p>\n<p>Are you a<strong> lusty masturbator<\/strong>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\">Vote now<\/a>!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven\u2019t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee Christine O\u2019Donnell talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious\u2026and laugh-out-loud funny. Snip: &#8220;You can&#8217;t masturbate without lust in your heart.&#8221; Snip: \u201cIf he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?\u201d [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[110,6,9],"tags":[238,237,239,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1641"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1669,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions\/1669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}