Summertime is perfect for picnics…and we\u2019re not talking about those family affairs where your Aunt Millicent shows up with the perfect berry pie and hundreds of little children wander around with sticky hands wanting to \u201cplay ball\u201d with you and you alone.<\/p>\n
Picnics offer an opportunity to indulge in two of our favorite activities: food and sex<\/strong>.<\/p>\n First off, don\u2019t bring that scratchy wool blanket. Find a soft cotton bedspread or blanket<\/strong> (they\u2019re inexpensive and can often be bought at a department store for $10 if you\u2019re in the right place at the right time). Plus, they\u2019re easy to launder, so even if you find a nicer one, it\u2019s worth the investment. Don\u2019t forget towels! A beach towel and a bath towel will come in handy.<\/p>\n Pack a picnic basket\u2014with whatever nibbles you like. Cheese and crackers or p\u00e2t\u00e9 and a baguette. Sandwiches and chips. Leftover chicken or other delectable from dinner the night before. Soda or beer or anything icy cold<\/strong>.<\/p>\n But leave room for sex toys<\/strong>: a cordless vibrator, a dildo and condoms and\/or latex gloves. Yes, this is Picnic Sex.<\/p>\n If you\u2019re the kind of person who either plans ahead or likes games, you can make your own Picnic Sex Game<\/strong>. Simply take a dozen or so index cards or a pad of notepaper. Write on each one various sex acts you\u2019d either like to perform or see your honey perform for you. Tailor your directives to the beach or woods or park…wherever you plan to have your picnic.<\/p>\n Wondering what to wear? Something sexy and easy to get into. You\u2019re gearing up for public sex, right? Loose pants<\/strong>, maybe with a drawstring. A summer dress<\/strong>, if you like dresses.<\/p>\n Pick the perfect shady spot<\/strong> for your sex picnic. Are you an exhibitionist? Then find a place within sight of others, but do avoid children<\/strong>. Find a private space that\u2019s private.<\/p>\n After you\u2019ve shared a luscious picnic lunch, you can choose to play the Picnic Sex Game, or just start kissing, get in the mood<\/strong>.<\/p>\n If you\u2019re not comfortable with the idea that someone might be watching you<\/strong>, move your spot and keep going. Hide under your beach or bath towels if you want. If you\u2019re at the beach, set up your beach umbrella so you\u2019re hidden from others. If you\u2019re at a park or in the woods, let the forest trees shield you from prying eyes.<\/p>\n Be discreet!<\/strong> Leave your clothes on, if you can stand the heat, and fondle each other underneath your clothes. Hot and horny yet? If you\u2019re at the beach, go in the water.<\/p>\n Later on, when you\u2019re home from your Sex Picnic, you can take a shower and turn on the AC.<\/p>\n Enjoy!<\/p>\n