{"id":94,"date":"2008-05-15T00:01:14","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T04:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/sex-tips-tricks-superstar\/"},"modified":"2008-05-15T00:01:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T04:01:14","slug":"sex-tips-tricks-superstar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fatalemedia.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/sex-tips-tricks-superstar\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Tips & Tricks: Superstar"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the director and star of Afterschool Special<\/a> comes this special Sex Tips & Tricks column.<\/p>\n

Superstar<\/strong>
\nby Royal Pink NYC Indie Band<\/p>\n

Sure, we do it for the music. But who doesn\u2019t love groupies?<\/strong> And the truth is, you don\u2019t need to bother with booking gigs and lugging gear to play out a good, old-fashioned groupie scene.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Time to get into character. If you\u2019re the star, how about some tight, pleather pants<\/strong> \u00e0 la Joan Jett? Or maybe you\u2019re in more of a Stevie Nicks mood? Those floaty head scarves can come in handy if your groupie needs to be subdued.\u00a0<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re the groupie, are you going for a classy, Pamela Des Barres style? Or are you backstage at a Motley Crue concert, looking trashy<\/strong> with your teased bangs?\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Fingers and tongues are nice. But a flashy, glam rock dildo is a good idea, too. This one is silver glitter: http:\/\/store.babeland.com\/dildos-silicone\/woody<\/a><\/p>\n

Are you experienced, dear groupie? Or is this your first time? Perhaps you just came out of the closet and are backstage at a Melissa Etheridge concert, desperate to show her how much the music has meant to you?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Good groupies pride themselves on giving good head<\/strong>. While there\u2019s plenty of advice out there on this subject, one essential component is often overlooked: enthusiasm. Beg for it, moan, rub yourself.<\/strong>\u00a0 Stop for a second to say, \u201cI can\u2019t believe this is happening!\u00a0 I\u2019m your biggest fan!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t forget to set the scene.\u00a0 Are you backstage in a dressing room?\u00a0 On a tour bus?\u00a0 In a hotel suite?\u00a0 No matter where you are, rock star protocol<\/strong> requires you to trash the place at least a little bit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

This can also be a fun scenario to play in public<\/strong>. Scout out a bar or a restaurant with a one-seater and you\u2019re set. \u201cMeet me in the bathroom after the show…\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t forget that sometimes you have to fuck the roadie<\/strong> before you can even get backstage. Also, sometimes groupies bring a friend.\u00a0<\/p>\n

A little bit of sleaze is mandatory<\/strong> for maximum authenticity. Did your groupie flash you from the front row, throw panties, beg you to sign a naughty body part? Do you videotape your tour bus conquests and screen them for your band mates later on?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Groupies, never touch the gear without permission! That is, unless you want to get in big trouble. (And you just might…)<\/p>\n

***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Royal Pink<\/a> is the coolest girl band playing the LES in New York City. And don\u2019t forget to check out their hot lead singer, Karen, who stars in and directs Afterschool Special<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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