Lusty Masturbators Unite

If you haven’t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious…and laugh-out-loud funny.

Snip: “You can’t masturbate without lust in your heart.”

Snip: “If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”

Oh, honey!

This just in…

September 17, 2010
Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial
nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators
from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are
calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Read more at The Borowitz Report.

Thank you, Andy Borowitz!

Are you a lusty masturbator? Vote now!

Tags: , , ,

2 Responses to “Lusty Masturbators Unite”

  1. Simply just bear in mind it’s all in a person’s head what a person may accomplish and how fast

  2. Daisy says:

    A large number of adult toys can be usefull for a couple. You can improve your sexual activity because making love is perfect for both body and soul.

Leave a Reply