By Shar Rednour

Jackie and I used to always have a big Valentine’s Day party every year with invitations that read “To Singles, couples, multiples that we like or that we will like once we meet you!” No Wendy Whiners allowed.

Many people hate or dread Valentine’s Day. It is made up by Hallmark, after all. Those very people loved our party. We put on the love for everyone. It was a great excuse to get dressed up and dance and hug and be schmaltzy and share the love. That whole couple Valentine’s Day article I wrote is actually what we do on our private anniversary. We always put on a public Valentine’s Day so that everyone has a good time sharing our fun and love.

I could write some fun and sassy masturbation or group-sex article. But actually I think that you should throw a Valentine’s Day party even if it’s small and for only a few people. We had a pink potluck party one year where everyone had to bring a pink food. Some of it was yummy; most of it was hilarious. My friend Patrick made a pink Jello mold creation from his mom’s 1973 recipe that we couldn’t stop laughing over and finally threw the leftovers out into the gutter in the San Francisco rain. IT NEVER MELTED! I walked past it for days, and it was still there jiggling!!!

If you want to take your party up a notch, make a porn potluck theme–Positions You Would Like to Try. Dyke Porn Stars You Would Like to Do.

Or play truth-or-dare porn. Watch Full Load or Special Delivery and get your friends to confess to what they have done, will do and would never do. The ideas are endless. The point is, anyone can stick her nose up at a created holiday and sit at home eating microwave popcorn, or you can decide it is a good time in the cold winter to have some laughs, share your affections with your friends and get heated up from the inside out.

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Christi & Nan
christi@fatalemedia.com
nan@fatalemedia.com

As the holiday season winds down, don’t forget about yourself. After all, you deserve it, and through tomorrow, January 15, 2010, shipping is on us within the U.S. (and half-price outside the U.S.). A good deal!

Here are the top sellers this past month—don’t miss out!

1. Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels. The number one lesbian DVD from S.I.R. Video, 96 minutes long and completely worth it. Enjoy!

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2. Coming Home by Carolyn Caizzi. Named “Best Lesbian Porn” by LesbianLife.About.com.

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3. Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out by Courtney Trouble. 120 minutes of wall-to-wall queer gonzo.

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4. Roulette. Also by Courtney Trouble, Roulette is the place to start to understand Courtney Trouble’s humor and vision.

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5. Bend Over Boyfriend. Probably the most important educational video about female-on-male sex. A must-have for all adventurous couples.

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You can see all Fatale’s offerings at Fatale’s Web site but these are the bestsellers for last month.

Buy now and receive free shipping within the U.S. and half-price shipping outside the U.S. Check it out now. You’re worth it, after all.

Special shipping lasts through tomorrow night, January 15th, 2010. Check it out now!

Till next time, yours in good love and sex,

Nan & Christi
nan@fatalemedia.com
christi@fatalemedia.com

It’s not too late to get your order shipped for free. Simply order anytime through Friday, January 15, 2010, and you’ll have complimentary shipping within the U.S., half-price shipping outside the U.S. You can’t beat this good deal!

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Here’s what’s new and what’s recently recommended from Fatale. Order now, no later than January 15, 2010, and receive free shipping:

Crash Pad Series Volume 5: The Revolving Door

“The kinkiest of the Crash Pad series so far and features lots of plays of dominance, submissive power struggles, switching and hardcore…” wrote Viviane’s Sex Carnival.

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One Night Stand

“We have femme on femme, butch on butch, tranny boi on light butch; this film has a bit of it all. Strap-ons, latex, nipple clamps, vibes, fists, ass play OH MY! …. From kissing to fisting to strapping it on, Zooey was delighted the whole way through!…” wrote Slutgirl’s Miss Zooey.

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The Courtney Trouble Gift Set – Save 15%

Courtney Trouble’s Roulette and Nostalgia, two hot DVDs, show this creative new voice on the scene of queer porn and erotic exploration. Plus you save 15% on this popular gift set.

See all Fatale’s DVDs.

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New from the prolific and sharp-eyed Shine Louise Houston comes the latest in The Crash Pad series, The Crash Pad Series Volume 5: The Revolving Door.

“The kinkiest of the Crash Pad series so far and features lots of plays of dominance, submissive power struggles, switching and hardcore…” wrote Viviane’s Sex Carnival.

For fans of The Crash Pad, this latest offering is a must-see. A real treat.

Read more about and see a trailer from The Crash Pad Series Volume 5.

Wowie! Four Big O’s out of a possible five. Miss Zooey loves One Night Stand!

Here’s an excerpt from Miss Zooey’s One Night Stand review:
“We have femme on femme, butch on butch, tranny boi on light butch; this film has a bit of it all. Strap-ons, latex, nipple clamps, vibes, fists, ass play OH MY! Miss Zooey’s eclectic tastes were most definitely satisfied with this one. Equally sexy, all in their own way, each scene featured a different couple with a different style. From kissing to fisting to strapping it on, Zooey was delighted the whole way through!….

“One Night Stand is the porn for you if you like your lesbians real, your fucking diverse, your pussies wet and your tranny boys hung.”

Check out One Night Stand.

Happy New Year!

As a small token of our appreciation—for your business, your loyalty and your sense of humor—we have extended free shipping on all orders within the U.S. through January 15th, 2010. (Half-price shipping on all orders outside the U.S.)

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Enjoy the holidays! Ring in 2010! Treat yourself!

As Christmas fast approaches, in addition to offering you free shipping on all orders, we thought you’d appreciate a quick guide to Great Gifts Under $30, especially for those last-minute, sometimes-hard-to-buy-for friends.

In the U.S., order by Wednesday, December 16th, to guarantee Christmas arrival with no-charge shipping. Order by Friday, December 18th, to guarantee Christmas delivery via Priority Mail. And you can order right up to Wednesday, December 23rd, if you’d like to receive your order by Christmas via UPS Next-Day Air.

Here are our recommendations for Great Gifts Under $30, in order of popularity. Don’t forget to treat yourself too!

Coming Home
–The bestseller from Carolyn Caizzi. Named Best Lesbian Porn by LesbianLife.About.com, “[T]he deliciously hot women we never get to see in mainstream porn.”

Special Delivery
–More fabulous porn from Carolyn Caizzi. Two real-life lesbian couples bring fantasies to life for a single dyke.

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Female Ejaculation for Couples
–A great holiday gift for couples who aren’t afraid to explore their sexuality. Sex education and female-ejaculation expert Deborah Sundahl guides couples to complete fulfillment.

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Roulette
–Courtney Trouble’s queer porn vignettes include a short by One Night Stand director Emilie Jouvet.

Seven Minutes in Heaven
–Also from Courtney Trouble comes “authentic, queer, smoldering, diverse, inter-racial hardcore sex” (Viviane’s Sex Carnival).

Nostalgia
–Dedicated to the memory of Marilyn Chambers, Nostalgia is not for the faint-of-heart or those lacking a sense of humor. Scene after scene recalls the early, golden days of porn.

Queer Manor
–From the beginning you know Madison Young’s lesbian DVD is going to be something different—beautiful, with a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor, and unforgettable.

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Female Ejaculation: The Workshop
–Watch as Lydia, Wendy and Fass learn to find and stimulate their G-spots to stunning G-spot orgasms. This is sex education close up and personal, from female-ejaculation expert Deborah Sundahl.

These are all gifts under $30 from Fatale—and with all free shipping, it’s an even better deal.

Plus, this just in, The Crash Pad Series Volume 5 – The Revolving Door, by Shine Louise Houston. Also only $29.95.

Want to see more? Check out Fatale’s favorite lesbian movies, the Bend Over Boyfriend Gift Set and all Fatale’s specially priced gift sets for that special someone in your life.

Happy Hanukkah! Merry Christmas! Enjoy your holidays wherever you may be and however you may celebrate!

Till next time, yours in good love and sex,

Nan & Christi
nan@fatalemedia.com
christi@fatalemedia.com

This just in: The Crash Pad Series Volume 5 – The Revolving Door by the inimitable Shine Louise Houston.

Order now for shipping no later than Wednesday, December 16th. Yes, you’ll have it in time for Christmas…whether or not you plan to give it as a gift!

The continuing saga that began with The Crash Pad and is now steamily storming on with the next DVD in the “series,” following on the heels of the highly successful Crash Pad Series Volume 4 – Rope Burn.

A full review will follow, but if you’re as addicted to The Crash Pad as we are, The Crash Pad Series Volume 5 – The Revolving Door is a must-see.

Order The Crash Pad Series Volume 5 now.