Archive for September, 2008

Faked Orgasms? * Have You Come Out?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

In last month’s poll, we asked: Have you or your partner ever faked an orgasm?

The real thing floats your boat again and again! But it seems faking it isn’t over yet.

You can see all the poll results here.

This month we ask: Have you come out?

Vote now! The poll is on Fatale’s home page.

And we’ll give you the results next month.

Until then, we wish you dazzling hot sex.

Nan and Christi

Praying Away the Gay?

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Pray Away the Gay…Heh Heh
Can you pray away the gay?

We’ve been asking some friends this question – not exactly a Gallop Poll-like sampling of individuals, but a mix nonetheless. Practicing Christians. Vietnam Vets. Southern-born ladies. Post Office workers. Just asking the people we’ve run into lately.

“Can you pray away psoriasis?” asked the Vet.

If you haven’t heard, the U.S. Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party this year is a woman named Sarah Palin. She worships at a church in Alaska and was taped giving a talk in which she referred to this “pray-away-the-gay” movement.

News to us. But, being gay, probably we wouldn’t have been their target audience. Intractable queers we are.

Still, when we think about it, there are at least two family members who we suspect have secretly prayed not to be gay. They both, if appearances bear out the truth, have succeeded at least in quashing their outward homo behavior.

But most of us know that praying not to be gay is laughable. It just doesn’t work!

Isn’t it possible that gays and lesbians were meant to add a little spice to an otherwise kind of boring evolutionary job?

Yours in good love and sex,

Nan & Christi

Fatale Bestsellers for September

Monday, September 15th, 2008

One Night StandOne Night Stand – New from Fatale! Hot dyke action shot in Paris. Winner of the First Prize of the Lesbian Jury, 1st Porn Film Festival Berlin. See pictures and read more about One Night Stand.

The Crash Pad Series Volume 2The Crash Pad Series Volume 2 – New! The sexy rendevous continue at the crash pad…picking up where The Crash Pad and The Crash Pad Series Volume 1 leave off. See pictures and read more about The Crash Pad Series Volume 2.

Best Lesbian DVDs –

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Catherine Plato at has written a stellar article on the “Best Lesbian Porn by and for Lesbians.”

Among her recommendations for best lesbian porn by and for lesbians:

Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels DVDHard Love and How to F*ck in High Heels
– a Fatale bestseller

“This super sexy double DVD from S.I.R. videos features a multiracial cast of real queer girls, plenty of dildo action, real orgasms…”
–, “Best Lesbian Porn”


Sugar High Glitter CitySugar High Glitter City – horny sci-fi

“A delightful combo of hot filth and pseudo-sci-fi…”, “Best Lesbian Porn”

“This video has it all: hot sex, cool music, a retro seventies vibe wedded to a funky sc-fi premise, and even a coherent plot.” – On Our Backs


Coming Home DVDComing Home
– butch-femme romance

“The first of this series of vignettes features a big, curvy butch-femme couple: the deliciously hot women we never get to see in mainstream porn…”, “Best Lesbian Porn”


Anything by Shine Louise Houston
“One of the grande dames of lesbian porn…”, “Best Lesbian Porn”

The Crash Pad
We recommend starting with The Crash Pad.


Annie Sprinkle’s Herstory of PornAnnie Sprinkle’s Herstory of Porn
– don’t miss the mermaid scene!

“This retrospective features the best and worst moments in the 150+ films on the queer porn goddess’s resume.”, “Best Lesbian Porn”


See all Fatale’s DVDs.

Until next time, we wish you dazzling hot sex.

Nan and Christi

New Crash Pad DVD

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Shine Louise Houston has done it again with The Crash Pad Series Volume 2: Unlocked, the latest installment of the lesbian Crash Pad Series. Five new scenes from the Crash Pad are pussy-licking good!

If you’re new to the Crash Pad, we suggest you start with the DVD by the same name, The Crash Pad. Here you’ll get the lay of the land, see what happens inside during these secret rendezvous at the “crash pad.” You too can have the keys to the crash pad.

Next comes the Crash Pad Series Volume 1, Shine’s next venture into the secret place where lesbians have real gushing orgasms. You pick up right where The Crash Pad left off. Two hours of wall-to-wall lesbian sex with familiar and new characters will keep you glued to your screen…

The Crash Pad Volume 2 coverNow with The Crash Pad Series Volume 2: Unlocked, Shine continues to push the limits. The gorgeous Jiz Lee returns along with Jake, Julie and Michelle Aston and other sexy butches, femmes, bois and transfolk.

Our favorite scene is the second one with the Asian beauty Vai and her lover, Dallas.

And the last sex scene with Michelle and Julie Aston is a power-play gasper.

Keep your vibrator—or your sweetheart—next to you when you watch the Crash Pad Series Volume 2.

Yours in good love and sex,

Nan & Christi

P.S. You can pay securely at Fatale by credit card or with PayPal. And remember, you get free shipping when you order 3 or more DVDs. See all Fatale’s DVDs.

Sex Tips & Tricks – What Women Want

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

A friend has been dating a woman for a few months. They took a long trip to China together, they’ve dated, and he has done everything “right.”

Lo and behold, a sad e-mail arrived the other day: “Our union is off.”

Union? What union? Were they thinking of getting married? Already?

Women need time. For as long as we’ve been lesbians (forever), this is one thing we know for certain.

A few months of dinners and movies and taking a trip, even a long one to China, is not enough time for her to feel secure in marriage.

But, you say, what about shotgun weddings? All those couples who get married right out of high school? All those women who get pregnant and marry in order to give their children a stable home?

We won’t deny that sometimes things move fast. But moving fast is not ideal.

Just as men don’t need nearly as much time in bed in order to orgasm, so too, in bed, most women need more time than men in order to orgasm.

Sure women can fake orgasms. Remember that scene in When Harry Met Sally?

But we women don’t want to fake orgasms. Women want real orgasms and real relationships and real romance.

Scene from The Crash Pad Series Volume 2

Fanny Fatale has written extensively on men’s lovemaking habits in order to help them stimulate the g-spot and allow their lovers to ejaculate.

When we were watching The Crash Pad Series Volume 2: Unlocked, women take all the time they want in order to orgasm. Their partners indulge them and give them whatever they need or want. Why rush?

As in lovemaking, men need to go slow with women. Women need to go slow with women. That’s what romance is all about.

Is our take on all this one big generalization? Yes. Are there wide swaths of truth here? You tell us.